Get this in your head - I have zero respect, consideration, or affinity for your person OR your family - to Me, you are the LOWEST form of human abberation.

you LOVE how I'm a precocious, cheeky, lofty, fierce, tenacious, self-indulgent, individualistic, snarky, pompous BITCH. I know you've heard all the controversy about Me. Well, I'm NOT afraid to be Myself and to express Myself freely - that is one of the reasons I'm so popular and one of the many reasons why you LOVE Me.

It is My goal to send you into total financial distress, and to make it as humiliating and degrading as possible for you in the process. you're here to entertain ME with your silly antics, going to ludicrous lengths to make ME smile. you better be prepared to perform the most outrageously idiotic acts of PURE degradation. My word is now your LAW.

The people closest to Me know that Leonard Cohen is absolutely positively My favorite artist in the entire world. To Me, Leonard is the most prolific poet, novelist, singer and lyricist of all time. It is Leonard's exploration of the human condition that speaks to Me.

I'm a huge animal lover, kittycats being My fave. They are so wonderfully self indulgent and snooty - much like Me. Some of My owned slaves have the opportunity to tribute to the luxury I provide for My cats. I especially love when they open expensive pay to view mails to see the latest shot of Miss Barbie, or pay top dollar to listen to them purr on the phone....lol Another one of My many creative way to humiliate buttheads like you.

yours will be a life of providing RICHLY for ME, a life of TOIL and DENIAL. Everyone knows I am THE cruelest Bitch on the net - genuflect before Me now, there's no time like the present to submit to your desire.