Do NOT come to Me seeking blackmail on a lark. I take My blackmail VERY seriously and I consider only a very few select "men" as candidates. Blackmail is a very powerful form of manipulation in which I gain discreditable information to use against you - sending you into total financial, familial and occupational RUIN. NO limits, NO safewords, PERIOD. I build a very careful foundation and use ALL your intimate information to shape a master plan that will eventually fuck you up, and make you My living asset for the rest of your years. I won't be giving away any of My secrets publicly, because it's a very well known fact to everyone that I have single handedly revolutionized this fetish - I am THE Original Blackmail Artisan.

you will have to send Me OODLES and OODLES of cash before I even think of considering you. I do NOT play the little game of cat and mouse that so many of you seem to think is acceptable. That is only for those who don't understand exactly how MY fetish, the fetish that I CREATED, is to be executed.

This is final and NON negotiable, so if you don't like it then BUH BYE.